Friday, December 5, 2025

Wood Stackin' Time Again

Nearly full

Empty


Wood nook: empty and (nearly) full.One more layer to go here, and then I move on to the next firewood stacking space.

There is so much wood left to stack. And the day is set to be very hot and sunny. Woe is me.

This load of wood is very green and wet, which I wouldn't mind at this time of year since it will have six months or so to dry out, but I didn't pay for green wood. I shall have to see if some accommodation can be made. 

Thursday, November 20, 2025

Ripple Plate

 

Here's another piece, turned from timber out of the scrap pile. The plate is about 200mm in diameter.


 It has a bead, or step, around the rim, and another in from the rim, just before the ripples start.

Once again, this is stained pine, but this time it's untreated timber, so it could conceivably be used for food. The rippled surface would make eating from it inconvenient though. 

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Scrap Pine Bowl


Yet another little bowl, 125mm diameter by 70mm tall.

This is turned from an offcut of a treated pine fence post, which explains its horrible knottiness. Stained with Feast-Watson walnut spirit stain, my favourite, and polished with my own home-made paste wax.


It won't hold liquid, owing to the nasty knot-holes in one side, but even if it did, the H3 treatment would make bringing it into contact with food highly undesirable.

Monday, November 17, 2025

Quiz Trophy Chalice

 


This is a chalice I made for A, as a trophy for her weekly work quiz competition.

It's designed to be sturdy rather than delicate, as the last (oak) one got busted in the violent hurley-burley of office life.

This one is just scrap pine, stained and waxed, and I think it doesn't look too shabby. It's about 170mm tall.

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Bamboo Platters

 

These two little platters were turned from off-cuts of a laminated bamboo cutting board that I had cut down to a more manageable size. They're about 120mm in diameter, and 20mm thick.

Bamboo works very nicely, and it takes a good finish too. These have both just been sanded to 240 grit with no other finish applied, and they've come up to a nice smooth satin polish. 

Little Pot

 

I don't know for sure what this wood is.

It's demolition timber, and probably a floor or ceiling joist, so possibly rimu but more likely, around here, black maire.

It's 70mm tall. 

Peonies

 

Peonies by our hallway Buddha.
They blow themselves up and up and up, and then one day, you walk near them and all their petals just fall off at once.

Friday, November 7, 2025

Sapele Gouge Rack

 

I have a few very small Hwahong linocut gouges that I like to use, and their slightly bulbous forms don't fit in any of my other gouge racks.

So I got a sapele off-cut out of the rubbish pile, cut it up and whacked it on the lathe. 

It's in four bits: the top and bottom discs, the pillar, and the finial, all glued together. 

Thursday, November 6, 2025

Nosey

 

This is my latest linocut, printed on Hosho Select washi in Flint water-based ink.

I ran the brayer down the edges of the plate just to give the image a visual boundary. 

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Chit Bowls

 

When I have ten minutes or so to spare, I'll knock out another one of these little pine bowls -- they're all roughly 70mm-ish in diameter. There are another four or five blanks left from the bit of 3x2, so that's how many there will eventually be.

When we're playing board games, very often there are lots of little piles of chits or pieces that could do with being ordered and restrained from scattering all over the place. That's what these are intended for.

Each one is different from all the others, because production-line manufacture of identical pieces bores me rigid.

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Focus Stacking

 

Something I've just tried out for the first time is focus stacking in Affinity Photo.

This is a process that is used a lot in macro photography, as the focal plane tends to be very shallow, both because the lens is very close to the subject, and also to keep exposures manageable.

The way it works is by taking several photos, with the focus set to a different point on the subject for each one.

Affinity Photo automates the process almost entirely. It's not exactly idiot-proof, but it's pretty easy. And it also provides tools for fixing errors that may arise due to subject movement or what-not.

This is a plastic Reaper Remorrhaz, photographed with a Canon EOS 50D and 28-135mm macro lens.

Below are the three source images I used, focused on the front, middle and back of the model. To the right is the image  combined in Affinity Photo.


 In retrospect, this was not the ideal model to try this out on. The metallic finish makes finding crisp focus more difficult than it might otherwise be, and my eyes are not as precise these days as they... well, they never really were.

Monday, October 6, 2025

Juggler Mime

 

This little canvas (about 150mm square) I painted quite a few years ago, mainly because A wanted something in these colours for her office, but also to try out a craquelure medium I'd bought.

Acrylics on pre-stretched canvas .

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Lyttelton Coffee Company

 



Some photos taken while waiting for my Sunday coffee and muffin to arrive.

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Firewood Mountain

 

I picked this lump of wood out of the firewood stash, and thought it looked just like one of the limestone mountains you see in some Chinese ink paintings.

Friday, July 18, 2025

Conical Bowl

Stuff I Made Today: a conical ebonized oak bowl. It's about 180mm in diameter and 80mm tall. It sits on a fairly small foot, but there's a fair mass of oak down low in the base so it should be reasonably stable.

 


Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Lathe Doodling Again

This little oak pot is about 100mm in diameter, and about 70mm tall.

Only barely visible in this photo, the bit of oak is just beginning to spalt — it's more visible under the base.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Ancient Work

 


I did this years ago, 2006, in crappy hard crumbly old brown lino.

I thought that was all that lino was, and couldn't understand why people seemed to like working with it. I thought it was horrible stuff. These days I use grey marmoleum, and it's a thousand times better.

Image are is about 150mm square. Printed in black oil-based ink, brand unknown, on newsprint.

Friday, June 13, 2025

Linocut Rescue Doodle

 

A few months ago, I started carving a small block (100 x 130 mm) as a sort of commemorative 2025 thing.

When i had got as far as outlining the numerals, I realised that I'd forgotten to reverse them on the block, so  they'd print back to front.

I said some Bad Words, and tossed the block aside.

A couple of days ago, I found that block again and thought that since it was already mounted and prepared I might as well use it to some purpose, so I started doodling away at it with various shapes and textures, just for a spot of carving practice really.

Today I printed it.

The paper is nothing special, just sheets ripped off an A5 cartridge paper sketch block. The ink is Flint water-based black.

Monday, May 19, 2025

Creeping Knife Block


 

This knife block is growing and growing, but I'm running out of places I can add any more racks. There's a faint possibility that we might have more knives than we strictly need. Ridiculous idea, I know.

Friday, April 18, 2025

Fireplace Handle Replacement

 

The bakelite (or whatever it was) handle for the door of our log burner underwent spontaneous disintegration, so I whipped up a new one from a bit of oak. It took about ten minutes or so.

The steel of the handle gets hot, but I don't think it will get hot enough to scorch the oak. I'll keep an eye on it.

I think it looks a lot nicer than the old one, and it certainly feels nicer.

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Oak bowl

 

I turned this bowl in green oak a few months ago, and today I put it back on the lathe to fuck it up by gouging a bunch of chips out of the inside with a scraper catch. Hey-ho.

I ebonized it with ferric acetate, and it really shows the difference in tannin levels between the sap and heart wood. The heart goes really dark, while the sap is affected to a much lower degree.

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Another knife

 

Here's another bread-&-butter knife sharpening and handle replacement, this time with a bit of deer antler. The natural curve of the antler is very comfortable in the hand, and it polishes up very nicely with a clean buffing wheel and fine polishing soap.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Knife Regeneration

 

The casein handles on these old dinner knives tends to go kind of crappy over the years, especially if, like me, you don't take good care of them and submerge them in hot water repeatedly.

However, the steel is good -- flexible, and holds an edge -- and it's worth the short time it takes to give them new handles. Also, with a little attention from grinder and diamond paddles, they make really good paring knives.

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Why I Disapprove Of Art Competitions For Commercial Use

If you are a business, and you want a piece of art work for some commercial purpose, it is tempting to stage a competition. It looks like a good way to get to choose the best of a wide range of offerings, while paying peanuts.

What it is in reality is a cynical exploitation of emerging artists' desire for publication.

You're asking a whole lot of people to do a whole lot of unpaid work in the hope that you might reward them with a handful of beans and the publication of their work somewhere.

How about you actually put in a bit of work yourself, do some research, find artists whose work resonates with you, and actually commission them to do the job? There are a multitude of sites on the internet that are ideal for seeing a huge range of talents to choose from. It would be more honest, and less exploitative, to source your commercial artwork that way.

You might retort: Well, what about the EXPOSURE? 

To which I reply with a hollow laugh.

Sunday, March 2, 2025

Needle File Handles

 

Just idling around on this hot Sunday afternoon, I made handles for some of my needle files. They're small files, only about 150mm (6") long, and in truth they don't really need handles. However, now they've got them.

The two outside ones are sapele, the middle one is walnut. The ferrules are cut down from a piece of 10mm brass pipe.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Shot-glass Inkwell

 

I wanted an inkwell, so I made one out of a shot-glass and a piece of (probably) rimu.

The only shot-glasses I could get locally are double-shots, and it's really a bit tall. A single-shot (30ml) glass would be better. I'll keep an eye out for one on my travels.

It could do with a cap of some sort to help stop the ink evaporating and thickening, but for the moment it will be a use-it-and-wash-it thing. 


A bit later...

I did find some 30ml shot glasses, so I modified the wooden carrier to fit one. 

The notch out of the rim is just there to tidy up a chip that broke out when I was thinning it down enough to fit the new glass. 


Blender screenshots
Antique inkwell
with its new reservoir in place

I have an excellent nickel inkwell from the '30s, with a sprung domed lid that slides out of the way when opened.

Regrettably, its original reservoir was made of bakelite, and over the years it had got cracked.

I did briefly use an aluminium insert made from an old case for some fairly fancy fountain pen cartridges, and that worked just fine, but in the end I decided to design and print a brand new reservoir for it.

I had to print it in resin, as FDM isn't reliably watertight, and also it seems to disintegrate when in extended contact with indian ink. Hopefully the resin will fare better.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Chessboard Table Revisited

 

Way back in the distant past (2011), I made this chessboard table. In a failure of foresight, when I attached the top to the carcase, I glued it as well as screwing it to battens. That was a mistake.

The table is too low to be comfortably usable, so it would be better if the chessboard was detachable, to be used sitting at a table.

So today, at long last, I achieved that by the judicious application of brute force. The damage is all underneath, where it doesn't show, so that's good.

Next step is to formulate some method of attaching it to the carcase in such a way that I don't have to unload it all and turn it upside down to unscrew it (and replace it). I think I have a plan.


A few hours later...

I've added a collar moulding in sapele around the bottom of the chess board. It fits snugly against the carcase and holds it firmly in position, but can be taken off at whim. If I ever have to have it more firmly anchored, I could put a couple of screws through the moulding into the carcase, but I doubt very much that will ever be necessary.

The moulding also acts as a foot for the board to sit on when it's off its carcase.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Dip Pen Doodles

 

Like any hand-eye coordination skill, drawing requires constant practice to keep it up.

I've become very lax about drawing, not least because I tend to waste my life away these days on the goddam internet instead of doing anything productive.

I really need to take myself in hand and get back to drawing every day, even if it's just nonsense like this.

These two guys I drew in Indian ink, using a couple of dip pens.

My hands are not as steady as they once were, but I'm sure that a bit of practice will help with that — or at least let me figure out how to work around it.

Monday, February 10, 2025

Big Mouth

 

Quick sketch, probably never to proceed any further. But you never know.

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Yet Another Box

 

Here's another box I made, another presentation piece for somebody who's leaving a job for pastures new.


 The box is made from walnut. The two plaques are deep-etched in copper. The corners are just mitred, and reinforced by some decorative square-cut copper nails. The floor of the box is a piece of 4mm sapele plywood, and sitting loose inside there's a nice soft cushion for things to rest on comfortably.

The lid has two sets of magnets as a latch — they're strong enough that I can pick up the whole box by the lid and not have it fly open, but not so strong that I have to struggle to get the lid open.

The walnut is all out of one board, about five feet (1.5m) long. There's a considerable difference in colour from one end of the board to the other, which I found a bit odd.

Monday, January 20, 2025

Airbrush Cleaning Jar

 

This is something I've been meaning to make for years, and have finally got around to doing. It's a jar for cleaning my airbrushes.

The jar itself is a big plastic peanut butter jar.

The black thing was designed in Blender and printed on my Ender 3. It has an inset ring in it that I've squished a bit of closed-cell foam into, and the foam has a hole cut into it that the head of the airbrush pushes into. It creates something of a seal around the airbrush head to minimize spray leakage.

I cut a matching hole in the lid of the jar and hot-glued the nozzle-sphincter to it, and drilled some little holes on the other side of the lid from it to release pressure while allowing a minimum of the spray to escape.

I can just load up the dirty airbrush with a solvent, jam it into the foam sphincter, and spray it through until it's clean. And there isn't a great cloud of aerosol solvent floating around my workroom.

Eventually, I'll have to empty it, but it will do quite a few rounds of cleaning before then.

Monday, January 6, 2025

Whorl Stone

 

Here's a little linocut I just finished. It's just about 90 x 80 mm.

The paper is nothing special; just 110gsm cartridge. The ink is Flint water-based black.

I didn't remember until I'd already started cutting that I hadn't finished flattening and sanding the lino, so there's some speckling apparent in the solid blacks. Ah well, I'm sure it won't be the last time I make that mistake.

Am I happy with it? Well, I'm never 100% satisfied with anything I make, but I will go this far: I've done worse, could be better.

Monday, December 30, 2024

Machu Picchu Linocut

 

I've finally come to a stopping point on this lino cut.

It's taken from a graphite drawing I did years ago, which in turn was taken from a photograph from Machu Picchu.

I don't absolutely hate it, but it's far from completely satisfactory. I could keep tinkering with it, but I doubt that I'd end up making it any better. And besides, I'm heartily sick of it now.

The image size is about A5. It's printed on Bunkoshi Select washi in Flint water-based black ink.

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Wood Doodling

 

This is the wood-turning equivalent of doodling, just doing whatever with whichever bits of wood are to hand with no plan or intention.

Top to bottom: kauri, rimu, oak.

The oak platter is about 210mm in diameter, which isn't far off the largest size my little lathe will handle.

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Turning Green Oak

 

I finished carving out this bowl on the lathe today. It's about 120mm in diameter, and about 80mm deep.

It's nothing much to look at, but it's my first real attempt at working with green oak, and it taught me a thing or two. One of which is that you shouldn't leave green oak on the chuck overnight, as it will start corrosion straight away. Another is that green wood sprays moisture all over the place as it's being turned, and you have to clean that off the ways or else they'll rust from it.

Dry oak can be very dusty to work on the lathe, but green oak has many issues of its own. I don't think I'm a great fan.


Monday, December 23, 2024

AI and Illustration


There are lots of people whining in outrage about the use of AI in art, complaining that it's being used to replace humans in the most human of endeavours, and should be restricted to automating more mechanistic pursuits.

I agree in principle, but the thing is that for the money men in the commercial art world, the art is just a commodity, like everything else. And artists are just peons, to be paid as little as possible, and to be replaced by robots if at all possible. The thought of being able to produce advertising graphics and illustrations without having to deal with troublesome human artists is a pure joy to them, not to mention the cost savings that allow them to keep more money instead of spreading it around.

For that reason alone, the intrusion of AI into the world of graphic art is only going to increase, and I don't see that there's anything that human artists are going to be able to do about it.

Merry Xmas.

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Kerfing Saw Modifications

 

I've made some modifications to the kerfing saw I made a while ago.

I discarded the wedges, which never really worked very well, and added a pair of M6 bolts running down through threaded inserts in the body of the tool, to secure the fence arms. I inset brass plates on the top of those arms, cut down from an old door push-plate, so that the bolts don't chew up the fence arms when they're tightened up.


At the moment I've just cut screwdriver slots in the bolt heads, but one day I may get around to making some more attractive thumbscrews.

All this should make it a much more effective tool. Note: Red beech is a very bad timber for making this sort of thing out of. It works very easily, and it's a nice colour, but it suffers from terrible checking.